Thursday, August 28, 2008

An Open Hate Letter

Ner's entry in Litratong Pinoy's theme this week, "Ayaw Ko" [I Don't Like]. English translation below.



Mahal kong Ipis,

Huwag mo sanang personalin pero ayaw kita. (Kahit na sinabi ko pang Mahal na Ipis kanina, huwag mong pansinin yun.)

Una, ayaw ko kapag lumilipad ka ng walang sabi-sabi at natatakot akong dumapo ka sa'kin. Mas malala ka pa sa bangaw.

Ikalawa, ayaw ko kapag bigla kang kakaripas ng takbo sa balat ko. Akala mo lambing para sa'yo pero hindi sa'kin.

At ikatlo, ayokong hinahalikan mo ko sa pagtulog ko at kinabukasa'y namamaga na ang talukap ng aking mata o kaya'y nguso.

Please lang, layuan mo ko. Lalo na pa't di ka tukso.

Nagmamahal,
Ner XD

***

My dearest Cockroach,

Don't treat this as a personal vendetta but I hate you. (Even if I used endearment in the greeting, don't mind that.)

First, I hate it when you fly around without permission and I fear that you'd fly towards me. You're worse than a big fat fly.

Second, I hate it when you suddenly run over my skin. It might be your way of showing affection but it's not for me.

And third, I hate it when you kiss me when I'm asleep then I wake up the next day with an inflamed eyelid or upper lip.

Please leave me alone. I beg of you.

Lovelots,
Ner XD

10 comments:

blankpage said...

ROFL

Those were the days. You know what, there was even this instance where I almost swallowed a whole cockroach that came out of my jugman's nozzle. Really really disgusting!

Btw, where did you learn how to translate...it was really beautiful.

Ner said...

Waah! Totally eww. Hehe. Good thing you survived that! :D

I just thought that up. Hehe. I also like translating poems, though it's not really a passion.

Enday said...

Haha... eewwness..
yoko din sa ipis,
kambal talaga tayo..
infairness..
taray ng pic.
haha

Mayet said...

ay yan din ang hate ko!! lalo't pag nagmamasyal sila sa kusina

Dr. Emer said...

I love....to kill cockroaches! I even torture them when I was a kid.

Great subject. I guess most people really hate ipis.

사깅 (saging) said...

haha. a picture is worth a thousand words. as soon as i saw the picture, i got reminded of how much i hate ipis :) haha. thank you for making me remember ^^ HAHA! i loved the letter. nakakatuwa :D

Ner said...

@enday> onga eh, naalala ko may post ka rin dati tungkol ke Pareng Ipis.

@mayet> hahaha onga no, mahilig sila mamasyal sa kusina. ^^

@dr. emer> talagang torture pa po ha? hehehe. salamat po!

@saging> ibig sabihin nakakalimutan mong hate mo si Pareng Ipis? Maswerte ka kung ganun dahil ibig sabihin di mo sya masyado namimeet hehe. Thanks, sis! :)

walkonred said...

ayoko din nyan! eeew.


http://whenmomspeaks.com/2008/08/lp-ayaw/

Jay said...

ang ganada ng kuha nyo ha :)
ok lang sakin yung gumagapang na ipis PERO yung lumilipad #^&#$@$# yun ang ayaw ko, para silang ninja

christine said...

accck!! ayaw ko din yan...:(

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