Mahal kong Ipis,
Huwag mo sanang personalin pero ayaw kita. (Kahit na sinabi ko pang Mahal na Ipis kanina, huwag mong pansinin yun.)
Una, ayaw ko kapag lumilipad ka ng walang sabi-sabi at natatakot akong dumapo ka sa'kin. Mas malala ka pa sa bangaw.
Ikalawa, ayaw ko kapag bigla kang kakaripas ng takbo sa balat ko. Akala mo lambing para sa'yo pero hindi sa'kin.
At ikatlo, ayokong hinahalikan mo ko sa pagtulog ko at kinabukasa'y namamaga na ang talukap ng aking mata o kaya'y nguso.
Please lang, layuan mo ko. Lalo na pa't di ka tukso.
Nagmamahal,
Ner XD
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My dearest Cockroach,
Don't treat this as a personal vendetta but I hate you. (Even if I used endearment in the greeting, don't mind that.)
First, I hate it when you fly around without permission and I fear that you'd fly towards me. You're worse than a big fat fly.
Second, I hate it when you suddenly run over my skin. It might be your way of showing affection but it's not for me.
And third, I hate it when you kiss me when I'm asleep then I wake up the next day with an inflamed eyelid or upper lip.
Please leave me alone. I beg of you.
Lovelots,
Ner XD
